Fearless Fiber Missionaries: Guatemala

August 15th, 2008

I realize now that I was not exactly clear with you about Guatemala and my mission there…. That is because I was scared. And ignorant. All I knew was that I was going to work at an orphanage for handicapped people of all ages, run by the Catholic church in a small city in Guatemala. I had pictures in my head that made me plenty uncomfortable. But, I also had faith that if my friend Father Dan and my sister Lou were going, it would not only be a great mission, but also FUN. I like FUN. But I am no Mother Teresa. Does that surprise you about me?

Mother Teresa with the orphans:
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Me with the Mardi Gras showgirls:
Tink at Mardi Gras

See the difference?
So why was I scared? Scared of helpless and powerless orphans, for heavens sakes?

My sister Lou tells me that my life ministry is to share joy and happiness. That feels good to me, but how can I do that in a place where everybody is confined to wheelchairs, many unable to respond, see, or move, and every single person is incontinent and absolutley dependent on others for every need? That is scary. How can I possibly be up to the task? How will my faith hold up in the face of so much hardship? I think I was afraid I would sink into despair. Lose my joy and happiness quotient.

But If you know me at all, you know I practice the 12 steps of recovery in Al Anon… and one important lesson is to stay in the moment.

Me, in the moment:
Buddha

Another Al-Anon concept is to let go and trust.

Me, letting go:
Let go
Yet another one that I personally invented is to SING when I feel uncomfortable. Like Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music on her way to see the scary Von Trapp children. “Weeee’re off to see the orphans, the wonderful orphans of Guat!”
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Except my children couldn’t walk. And I don’t play the guitar.

I went armed with yarn, fleece, needles, and felting supplies. And books (my own Alamo Cruza Texas, translated into Spanish!)

Here is Las Obras, the orphange/hospital. Not so scary:
Las Obras

And one of the ladies who lives there. Again, not scary.
Margarita

And a Maya girl helping her mom sell jewelry. She loves my book! No fear!
Alamo

Oh! Joy and happiness! I’m getting it!
Mila

Only scary thing here is how fast he can roll his wheelchair…
Moises

This young man isn’t scared of his mommy…
Oscar y Alma

Here is Padre Jose, with sister Lou and Father Dan, showing us how to love, fearlessly.
Parde Jose  Lou  and Father Dan

Thanks for the great example, Mother Teresa… laughter and song and fiber fortifies the soul!

Mother Teresa, a young friend, and me, bravely laughing:
mother teresa in india Gaspar

GUATEMALA: The Knitting Missionary

August 2nd, 2008

I travel light… I always do “carry-on”, despite the legth of a trip…
I am going to Guatemala tomorrow to work here. It is an orphanage for handicapped people, birth to death, all ages, run by the Catholic Church. Now I may not be Catholic, but I know a good thing when I see one!
I am going with my gorgeous and talented sister… Notice we are so rugged??
Lou

and her best friend in the world (besides me), Father Dan Morales. Notice this man KNITS??? (Sorry gals, he is unavailable)
padre

And here are the 2 of them together… Notice they are KNITTING???
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Y’all, I am checking bags! I am taking many many skeins of yarn, and knitting needles, and needle felting supplies, and those people living in the home for orphans will learn to knit, by golly! More later! So excited!

Blue Heron flies into YITF!

July 24th, 2008

New Blue Heron for Tink’s lab coat! A sampling…
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and the pattern has been tested and is ready to go…Wink in the Tink JcketTink  s Jacket

Dangerous Knitting: Dr Tink Survives Emergency Knitting Withdrawal

July 15th, 2008

This just in:
Dr Tink, go-to guru of all Knitterly addictions, injuries, compulsions, and neuroses, had an Acute Onset Fiber Freakosis Fit while on vacation last week.
Scary Tink

If you are unfamiliar with this malady, the patient exhibits whiney, high pitched keening (oh nooooo! I don’t have what I need to finish my prooooojects!), aimless wandering (up and down the stairs singing Patsy Cline’s “Crazy”, wearing only a knitted tea-cozy on her head), labile emotional expression (screeching that Mr Tink has stolen her pattern and used her # 6 needles as BBQ skewers last night) Warning: Fiber Fits cause extreme distress to anyone who might happen to come into contact with the afflicted person.

Perhaps this is familiar to you. You are far away from civilization (ie, a yarn shop). You are near the end of your vacation, you have gone through your top-shelf projects, and now you are down to the dregs: projects you have been avoiding, but brought along on your va-ca thinking “I’ll just finish this up while I am away!”. But alas, these projects have been moldering away for a reason:
You have
a) lost the pattern.
b) never had a pattern.
or,
c) you altered the pattern (on that cross-country road-trip 3 years ago), and you have no idea how the %#@* to proceed.

And tomorrow you have a 5 hour drive home with NO KNITTING.

Dr Tink had been busy. She finished her knittted skirt…
Skirt
and had even done some sewing, until she ran out out of essentials like thread and elastic, and had cut up all the old curtains and turned them into bags.
Bag

She was left with the “Mr Tink’s Cardie”(the one from the cross-country road trip),
Mt Tinkor the Rowan denim sundress (did you know Rowan Denim shrinks by 20%, but only in length? That means lots of higher math in pattern calculation, never fun while on vacation. Especially when you don’t have the pattern with you.)

It started with whining to Mr Tink.
“I don’t have anything to kniiiiiiit!”, in a South-Texas-heat-of-the-summer-brat-in-the-back-seat -of the 1964 stationwagon- sort of voice.
“Just pick up 64 stitches and knit”, he cajolled, patiently.
“But that wouldn’t wooooork! I don’t know what to DOOOOOO.” Now she sounds like the toddler in the grocery cart.
“Can’t you call someone?”
“Nooooo. Wink doesn’t know! Penny’s daughter Abbey is making the dress, but her number is unlisted!!!! I could call Penny’s work but they would never give me her number! Or I could call Penny’s cousin Janie but I don’t know her last name. Or I could call Colleen but i don’t know her last name either. Or I could call Kathy and she could give me Colleen’s number and she could give me Janie’s number and she could give me Penny’s number and then we could find Abbey and Abbey could read me the pattern on the phone!”
“Okay, honey, you do that.”

So Dr Tink finds a 1983 Beverly phonebook. She calls Kathy. It is a fax number. Every time. She tries many, many times.

Finally it is Monday, the day of departure. 5 hours in the car. She calls Penny’s place of employment and leaves an embarrassing message. (Remember, Dr Tink owns a yarn shop. She is supposed to be immune to such fiber disasters) She calls Chapman’s Greenhouse and gets Kathy (who puts her on hold and tries to get help on the other line, to no avail.) She senses the danger of the situation, and gives Dr Tink Penny’s home #. Dr Tink calls the number and finally, FINALLY gets through to Abbey, the teen with the pattern.

Abbey sounds relaxed and cool, like a tall iced tea in the desert. Like a knitting goddess with all the answers, in a land with rows and rows of Addi Turbos and the Library of Congress of all knitting patterns ever devised or yet to be devised.
“Yes, I have the pattern here. No, I haven’t been doing much knitting. I have been busy with other stuff.”
“WHAT??? What @%* other stuff!??!”
“You want me to READ it to you on the PHONE?”, she asks calmly, a bit like she’s talking to a crazy person, like, Get a life, Lady. Actually, in retrospect, I suspect she was talking me down. er, I mean Dr Tink, she was talking Dr Tink down.

Dr Tink wrote it all down. She knit all the way home. Unfortunately, now she has to frog the whole 5 hours of work because of the screwy bit before the ribbing when she was knitting without a pattern during her fiber fit the night before. Oh well. Another Knitting Crisis survived, maturely, I think.

PS
Many thanks to Nurse Wink, who rushed (from the bedside of a sick friend) to the shop at midnight to seek phone numbers and pattern support during the height of Dr Tink’s malady. It was not pretty. Not pretty at all.

Rowan Denim

Tex Pix

June 30th, 2008

Here is what we did in Texas:
We ate well:
Wink  s snack

We polished our nails… Texas style…
Fancy Texaan feet

We played in the Rio Frio…
Wink on the water

Blue Hole

We ate cupcakes…
Hey Cupcake

We needle-felted…
Laity workshop

We created knitaholics…
Bad girls on the back row

We treated knitting injuries…
Knitting injury

We made new friends…
Amy

Elizabeth

We knit with dragonflies!
Dragonfly

The Dr is IN: The Fiber Fetish

June 23rd, 2008

Nameless

This is Miss Julia. (Not her real name) (and her face is smudged for privacy reasons.)
She attended a Women’s Retreat in the deep canyons of the Rio Frio in Texas last week, with the guest artists, Tink and Wink. Miss Julia has learned to needle-felt. Inspired by the rugged terrain, the scrub oaks, the mosses, the bird life, and the fleece of local llamas, Miss Julia spent many hours in the studio composing intricate woolen canvases depicting the natural world around her.

Miss Julia is normally well-behaved. She is quiet and serious. But by the third day of the retreat, she noticed that her pleasant interest in her new craft was fast becoming a full-blown compulsion. On the last day of the retreat, as Tink was walking serenely down a canyon path, a quick hand reached out of the bushes, snatched her wrist, and pulled her into the thicket.

“What ho?! Miss Julia! Good heavens! Whatever is the matter?”
Miss Julia, camoflauged in a large straw hat and dark glasses, looked agitated and nervous.
“Oh dear! I have a problem! I’m so ashamed!”, Miss Julia moaned, gripping her needles tightly in one hand, and a pair of scissors in the other.

“Miss Julia, just put down the needles, step away from the scissors, and talk to me.”

“Well, last night, when that beautiful big-haired gospel singer was playing the piano and singing her little heart out, and everyone was clapping and singin’ along, all I could think about was that big old head of thick red hair and how nice it would be to NEEDLE-FELT with it! It was all I could do not to rush up and grab it and yank!”

Oh dearie me. Tink suddenly felt like Dr Frankenstein, with her monstrous creation. (Of course, Wink was nowhere to be seen.) Tink pulled her own hat further down over her shaggy mane. Then, in the blink of an eye, Tink morphed into the Wise Woman of all fiberous stituations, DR TINK, expert in DANGEROUS KNITTING.

Breathlessly, Miss Julia continued.
“And that’s not all! This morning during the closing ceremonies, I couldn’t even hear the speakers, because I was so distracted by the curly silver hair of the woman sitting in front of me! I would have cut it off if I had had my scissors!”

Assualt by a fiber freak run amok.
An expert in irrational episodic fiber pschyosis, Dr Tink immediately diagnosed Miss Julia with Acute Onset Micro Fiberous Perception Disorder, commonly known as a Fiber Fetish, triggered by sudden and intense exposure to natural fibers. Twitching fingers, sweaty palms, darting eyes, and inability to keep hands out of strangers’ hair are all symptoms of this incurable, but manageable, illness.

Here is what Miss Julia must do. First of all, she must spend a few days with only bald people. Bowling alleys and tatoo parlors are good places. Then the patient should stock up on multi-colored roving and fleece. (Call 978-927-2108 to place your order.) The patient must keep a small bag of it with her at all times. When she is feeling the need to scalp someone, she simply must pull out her little bag of fleece and roll the fiber around in her fingers. After a while, the patient will be able to feel more at ease among hairy individuals again.

No-one is really sure who will become afflicted with this chronic condition, but it is thought to strike people who first come into contact with yarns and fibers late in life. Start early, folks, and innoculate your children at the age of 6. Call for an appointment.

Yeehaw and all that….

June 9th, 2008

Tink and Wink are on the road to teach a needle-felting workshop in the deep canyons and springs of the Texas Hill Country… there will definitely be some floating in the river / jumping off cliffs / dangerous knitting going on!

Blue Hole

Tink and Wink being dangerous in Texas

Shop Girl Sophie will be wo-manning the shop while we’re gone. Drop by and see her and let her inspire you with all of her cute, young, fun, generous, creative spirit… or just bring her ice cream from across the street…

Shop Girl Sophie 1

Water-works

May 28th, 2008

Today, the petals from the apple tree have drifted into the fountain, where they spin in a drunken water ballet.

fountain petals

We have summer buttons! Sea glass! Fish! Stars! Flowers!

Seaglass buttons

Dangerous Knitting

May 27th, 2008

We often refer to Dangerous Knitting at Yarns in the Farms. Here is the background story.

There is a wonderful game called fictionary, where one person looks up a word no-one has ever heard of, writes the word and the real definition on a slip of paper, announces the word to the rest of the group, They write down a definition they hope will sway others with its veracity, then the person with the dictionary reads all the definitions and everyone votes on which they think is the correct one. Gabbro. Guipur. Raree.

Sometimes when I am writing an essay or monologue, and I crave some clarity, I turn to the dictionary for guidance. It helps me interpret what doesn’t make sense. It helps to outline the shadows and the dyslexic air. What I am searching for is precision.

So this morning I looked up “insanity”. I hit the jackpot, with all the synonyms.

Insanity: Grave, often prolonged condition that prevents a person from being held legally responsible for his/her actions.
Lunacy: Often denotes derangement relieved intermittently by moments of clear mindedness.
Madness: Often stresses the violent aspects of mental illness.
Mania: refers principally to the excited, or manic, phase of bi-polar disorder.
Pick your poison.

Dangerous Knitting: Fall 2007

So I pull into the small lot in front of the yarn shop and immediately notice the litter of paper among the autumn leaves and weeds encroaching from the vacant lot next door. Sourly, I scold myself for never having built a summer garden in place of the weeds. This disorder will never do. The yarn shop itself is tidy and welcoming with its bright shutters and flower pots and fountain and pom-poms on the umbrella, but these leaves and litter lazing about like varmints sunning themselves on the stoop? I don’t think so.

I flutter about, collecting the trash among the leaves, noticing that the bits of paper scattered around are actually small vellum cards with some typed message on one side, which of course I can’t read because I am blind as a bat without my reading glasses, oh well. I collect them all into a stack, sloppily rake the leaves and unlock the shop, and step inside. I always love this part of the day.

The shop air hangs rich with the scent of yarn- grassy and woodsy, like a newborn animal. There are packets of lavender hidden among the skeins of yarn, and apples on the table, giving the whole space a perfume that is like pheromones to the yarnaholic. I arrange the hat tree outside the French windows. I hang the bright handmade sweaters and bags on the hooks next to the front door. I arrange the displays on the large work table, as Louis and Ella sing to me about tomatoes and tomAHtoes, potatoes and potAHtoes, all about contrasts and compromise. The door jingles, and C., my youngest child, slinks into the shop.

My daughter, 18, still warm and baby-faced from sleep, melts into the couch and sighs. She is in morning deshabille, hair every which-way, mascara smudged on pink cheeks. She kicks off her slippers and shimmies her jeans up under her floral half-slip. She is adorned, as always, with myriad charms, her customized icons and amulets: complicated ear jewelry, lip ring, bracelets, necklaces- she is like an exotic flower opening up to the new day. And I wonder, as I always do, how youth itself is the essence of beauty. If a woman my age had her disheveled appearance, she would look like a crazy person, a scary crazy person, a scary crazy person who hadn’t taken her meds. And that thought scares me on so many levels: for me, for my daughter, for all the scary crazy women out there who don’t even have meds to take. And then, of course, I wonder, DID my daughter, curled up here on the couch, did she indeed take her meds this morning? The meds that keep her feet on the ground, that keep her from soaring like Icarus with his resplendent beeswax and feathered wings, flying higher and higher, then hitting the tipping point too near the sun, and falling and falling hard into a bed of wet cement. Oh dear, who gave that kid those wings? His own dear dad! And I instantly want to spit on my finger and fix the smudged mascara that I was admiring only a moment ago.

C. wanders up to the counter and notices the cards I have imprisoned from their romp in the parking lot earlier. “What’re these?” She picks up the pile and reads. She smiles, she looks at me wonderingly,
“Uh… Mom… wow. Can I have these cards? Can I hang them up on my walls?”

Oh dear, what ho.

Just now Jo comes in to teach the Saturday morning sock class. Jo was born in 1944, and she and C. like to talk 50’s fashion… anyone or anything that came of age in the 50’s has instant panache. Jo is, therefore, cool.
“Hey Jo,” C. deadpans, “I’m taking a class and need to ask you some questions”. With the precision of a clinician, she reads from the cards:
“1. What are your favorite associations with food and sex?
2. What are your thoughts about threesomes?
3. Demonstrate your favorite position.”

Jo, with out batting an eyelash, raises on eyebrow, and with perfect Shirley MacLain insouciance replies:
“1. I consider all eating a sexual experience.
2. Sadly, the word ‘threesome’ is not in my vocabulary.
3. My favorite position is difficult to demonstrate with my trick hip and arthritis.”

I watch in wonder, shocked at the content of those vagrant cards, and by the ease and audacity of C’s interaction with this person of such a different generation. This beautiful funny woman, my child, is the reason that I knit. To quote her, “Mom, I went crazy and you learned to knit.” As uncomfortable as that sounds, it is the truth.

I learned to knit the year my child went crazy. Both of my daughters had been knitting and weaving for years, but it never held much allure to me. I have never had that much patience, I’m sort of a wandering soul, always on the move, twitching for action. I garden frenetically, I move boulders, I build cairns. I don’t sit still easily.

Until the dangerous year, the year of madness. I learned to knit because my carefully crafted world unraveled, unraveled like a intricately knitted sweater with a tiny thread caught in the door of a car, and as I wave and the car pulls away, there is the gentle tug, and the car speeds off faster and faster, my stitches pulling apart as I whirl like a top, spinning and unspinning, raveling and unraveling in the blur of a cartoon character, or I Love Lucy, stripped naked. What would Lucy do at her unraveling? Madness. I learned to knit naked.

My child fell apart. That is what happened in actual time. No speeding cars, no spinning yarns, no old TV characters. Those are just props, mixed metaphors that translate the whole mess into a story that has some recognition, that makes some sense. Back in the actual world, the world that makes no sense at all, my child fell apart. Fell so hard that all action stopped and we literally couldn’t move for months. We all broke down, we all went blind. We found ourselves groping through a glaring maze with no metaphorical nuance: hospital corridors, clinical intakes, treatment programs, therapy sessions, psychiatric appointments, insurance adjusters, all flourescent lights and buzzing machinery. Ravel, unravel, they have the same meaning: to become dis-joined thread by thread. Ravel, unravel, ravel, unravel, it makes no sense. Roll the mess into a ball and knit. What else could I do? Back to metaphors.

I learned to knit that year. My daughter calls it dangerous knitting, for the way I hold and pick the yarn from the very tips of my needles; the way it looks like everything is going to fall apart into a tangled mess. The trick is to wrap the yarn around my left hand, just so, not too tight, not too loose, and keep up a momentum. I always have several projects going at the same time. When one piece gets too tough and confusing, I move on to a softer fiber, an angora or chenille. But it can all fall apart, accidentally or on purpose. Everything put together sooner or later unravels.

The year of dangerous knitting. The year of metaphorical thinking. Knitted brow. Stitching up wounds. Knitting with contrasting fibers, with different gauges, without a pattern, making up the stitches as I go along, often dropping stitches and having to pull out row upon row, the mass of color a tangled heap upon the floor, re-gathered, rewound, re-stitched into a tapestry that, while weak in spots and stronger in others, we can cloak ourselves in.

C. thinks we should write a book together. The Year of Knitting Dangerously. She could write about being on the inside of the hospital, and I could write about being locked outside. She thinks it could be a best seller, with the hot topics of knitting, mother-daughter stuff, and the crazy teenager angle. Hmmm. Let me knit a while and see what happens.

The Snake

The Doctor is IN: Step away from the sweater, ma’am

May 21st, 2008

Here is a post-mom’s day story:

Janie is an intrepid new knitter. She is growing in confidence in her new skills. After making several gorgeous scarves, her needles are itching to grow a bigger project. A regular at tuesday knit nights at YITF, she is worked up into a frenzy by a coderie of yarnaholics, who, smelling a “HUGE NEW PROJECT” break into a rousing chorus of the enabling anthem:
Tell me what you want, what you really really want
and I’ll tell you what you need what you really really need…
If you want to be a knitter…

etc…

And Janie winds up with 13 skeins of Green Mountain Mohair in the most sparkling blue and lilac blend. And “Last Minute Knitted Gifts”, to make everyone’s favorite sweater, The Hourglass. Yay. All is well. Janie goes home to knit. And knit. And knit.
Ah, the new skills! Increasing! Decreasing! Hemming! Raglans! Kitchner! Blocking! And finally, the trying on of the sweater. Ahhh, but it is LOVELY. Perfect fit!

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Then she makes her fatal mistake. She wears the sweater to mom’s house to show off her bodaciousness. Okay, in all fairness, she ASKS mom if she can correct the small irrregularity in one of the raglan lines. Mom loves Janie. “But of course! Mama knows best! Darling! Let me help!” Janie leaves her masterpiece and Mom sets to work.

A few days later, Janie visits Mom again.

“Hi Mom! It’s chilly out. How’s my sweater?”
“Well, dear, I’ve made a lot of sweaters in my time and this one just takes the cake. I’ve never seen such a strange pattern.”
“Oh. Really. Hmmm.”
“I think I found the problem, though”
“Oh! That’s good! Oh. My.”

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Janie brings the sweater to Dr. Tink and the Genius Cluster at YITF. The masters have a summit and pray over the violated sweater. The Genius’s come to consensus.

Prescription: Contrary to the popular adage that “there are no knitting police”, Janie should take out a restraining order on her mother to protect her knitting. However, the $200 sweater will make a BEAUTIFUL felted bag. She’ll just need to invest in some purple leather handles.